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What does New Relic do?

Tool: New Relic

The Tech: Performance Monitoring

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Their Pitch

Intelligent Observability.

Our Take

A monitoring tool that watches your apps crash in real-time so you can fix them before customers notice. Shows you exactly which database query is taking 2.5 seconds or why that checkout page keeps failing.

Deep Dive & Reality Check

Used For

  • +**Your WordPress site randomly slows to a crawl** → See exactly which database query is killing performance and fix it in minutes instead of hours
  • +**Users complain about checkout failures but you can't reproduce them** → Real user monitoring shows you the exact browser, location, and error causing problems
  • +**Your Kubernetes pods crash and you're digging through logs manually** → Get alerts with full stack traces pointing to the exact code line that broke
  • +Simulates user journeys automatically - catches broken checkout flows before real customers hit them
  • +Connects directly to your IDE - click from error alert straight to the problematic code

Best For

  • >Your app keeps breaking at 3am and you're tired of playing detective with log files
  • >Managing 50+ servers and need to know which one's about to die
  • >Dev team bigger than 10 people who can justify $500+ monthly for sanity

Not For

  • -Solo developers or teams under 10 people — you're paying $49+ per user for features you don't need
  • -Anyone wanting simple uptime monitoring — this is built for complex applications, not basic websites
  • -Budget-conscious startups — data costs add up fast when you're monitoring everything

Pairs With

  • *Kubernetes (where New Relic agents live inside your pods, watching them crash and recover)
  • *AWS or Google Cloud (New Relic pulls metrics from your cloud provider to correlate app issues with infrastructure)
  • *PostgreSQL or MySQL (to see which database queries are slowing everything down)
  • *Slack (where you get alerts about production fires at 2am)
  • *PagerDuty (for escalating alerts when New Relic detects something critical)
  • *GitHub or GitLab (New Relic links errors back to specific commits that broke things)
  • *Docker (agents run in containers alongside your applications)

The Catch

  • !You need separate agents for your app, servers, and browser monitoring - setup takes 4-6 hours for full coverage
  • !The free tier is basically useless - you'll hit the 100GB data limit quickly with real monitoring
  • !Learning their query language (NRQL) takes a week if you want custom dashboards that actually help

Bottom Line

Enterprise-grade monitoring that costs enterprise prices even if you're not enterprise yet.