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What does Alchemy Pay do?

Tool: Alchemy Pay

The Tech: Payment Gateway

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Their Pitch

Bridging the fiat and crypto global economies.

Our Take

A payment system that lets businesses accept Bitcoin but get paid in regular dollars. The crypto-curious merchant's dream — all the trendy payment options, none of the volatility headaches.

Deep Dive & Reality Check

Used For

  • +**Customers want to pay in Bitcoin but you don't want price swings** → They pay crypto, you receive dollars instantly with zero volatility risk
  • +**You're losing sales in crypto-heavy markets because you only take Visa** → Add crypto checkout options, expand your customer base by 10-20%
  • +**Manual crypto wallet management eating hours each week** → Dashboard shows all transactions, conversions, and stats in one place
  • +Lightning Network payments settle in under 1 second — faster than traditional card processing
  • +Issue virtual crypto cards that work on Netflix, Amazon, anywhere Google Pay is accepted

Best For

  • >E-commerce stores wanting to tap crypto customers without holding volatile coins
  • >Businesses in crypto-heavy regions losing sales to competitors who take Bitcoin
  • >Companies issuing branded crypto cards for their Web3 community

Not For

  • -Small businesses doing under 100 transactions monthly — the setup complexity isn't worth it for low volume
  • -Pure traditional businesses with zero crypto interest — you're adding unnecessary complexity to simple fiat payments
  • -Solo entrepreneurs expecting plug-and-play setup — this needs developer time for API integration or technical setup

Pairs With

  • *Shopify (where most merchants add the crypto checkout plugin for e-commerce stores)
  • *Binance Pay (handles the actual crypto-to-crypto transfers while Alchemy manages fiat conversion)
  • *Google Pay (where customers add virtual crypto cards to spend Bitcoin like cash)
  • *Stripe (your backup payment processor for customers who still prefer traditional cards)
  • *QuickBooks (to reconcile all those crypto-to-fiat conversions in your accounting)

The Catch

  • !No public pricing means you're calling sales for quotes — always a red flag for transparent costs
  • !Requires technical integration time even with pre-built plugins — budget 4-8 hours minimum for proper setup
  • !Limited user feedback available since it's mostly partnership-driven — you're taking a bet on a less-proven solution

Bottom Line

Crypto payments without the crypto drama — customers pay in Bitcoin, you get USD in your bank account.