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What does Coinbase do?

Tool: Coinbase

The Tech: Cryptocurrency Exchange

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Their Pitch

The future of finance is here.

Our Take

It's crypto trading for humans. Think of it as the iPhone of cryptocurrency exchanges — simplified buying and selling without needing a computer science degree.

Deep Dive & Reality Check

Used For

  • +**You're manually tracking crypto prices on 12 different websites** → Set price alerts and get notified when Bitcoin hits your buy/sell targets
  • +**Your crypto sits on exchanges that might get hacked** → 98% of funds stored offline in vaults, plus biometric login protection
  • +**You're missing out on earning interest while crypto just sits there** → Stake Ethereum or Solana and earn 4-6% annually while you hold
  • +**You spend hours figuring out wallet transfers and gas fees** → Built-in wallet handles the technical stuff automatically
  • +One-click buying with your debit card or bank account — no wire transfers or waiting days for deposits

Best For

  • >You want to buy Bitcoin without ending up on a sketchy exchange that might disappear tomorrow
  • >Your company needs to hold crypto assets but nobody wants to become the office crypto expert
  • >You tried other exchanges and got overwhelmed by charts that look like NASA control panels

Not For

  • -Day traders making dozens of small trades — fees will eat 1-4% of every $50 transaction and kill your profits
  • -Crypto veterans who want access to 1,000+ obscure coins — Coinbase only lists about 250 popular ones
  • -Companies outside the US needing local currency support — limited fiat options and regulatory restrictions

Pairs With

  • *PayPal (connects directly for instant purchases without linking bank accounts)
  • *Ledger (hardware wallet where you transfer crypto for maximum security)
  • *TurboTax (automatically imports your crypto transactions for tax reporting)
  • *Stripe (if you're a business that wants to accept crypto payments)
  • *Google Sheets (where you'll inevitably track your crypto portfolio obsessively)
  • *Slack (where your team will debate whether to put company cash into Bitcoin)

The Catch

  • !Fees add up fast on small purchases — that $100 Bitcoin buy costs $101.49, but a $20 buy costs $21.99
  • !You'll need to verify your identity and wait 1-7 days before you can withdraw anything
  • !The basic interface hides the cheaper Advanced Trade features — you have to know to look for lower fees

Bottom Line

The training wheels for crypto — you'll pay extra fees for the hand-holding, but you won't accidentally lose your life savings.