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What does Heroku do?

Tool: Heroku

The Tech: Cloud Hosting

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Their Pitch

The AI PaaS for deploying, managing, and scaling apps

Our Take

It's a cloud service that runs your web apps without dealing with servers. You push code via Git, it handles everything else — hosting, scaling, keeping it alive.

Deep Dive & Reality Check

Used For

  • +**Your weekend deploys break production and wake you up at 3am** → Git push deploys in seconds, auto-scaling handles traffic spikes, built-in monitoring catches issues
  • +**You're manually running daily social media bots and cron jobs** → Heroku Scheduler runs scripts at midnight automatically, no server setup required
  • +**Your React scraper breaks when dynos restart and lose temp files** → Ephemeral disk means downloaded images vanish, but databases persist between restarts
  • +Review Apps spin up entire staging environments in 30 seconds for every pull request
  • +Private Spaces isolate sensitive data with Terraform configs for compliance requirements

Best For

  • >Building prototypes and side projects that need to be live tomorrow, not next month
  • >Small dev teams who want to ship features instead of babysitting servers
  • >Startups that hit product-market fit and need something running 24/7 immediately

Not For

  • -High-traffic apps — dyno costs explode beyond 100k+ users, cheaper to move to AWS or Fly.io
  • -Control freaks who need root access — Heroku abstracts everything, you can't SSH into boxes or customize the OS
  • -Penny-pinchers — no free tier anymore, and add-ons stack up fast once you need Redis, databases, and monitoring

Pairs With

  • *Git (where you push code to deploy — the core workflow that makes Heroku magical)
  • *PostgreSQL (Heroku's managed database add-on that actually persists data between dyno restarts)
  • *Redis (for caching and preventing duplicate scheduler jobs with tokens)
  • *GitHub (for Review Apps that auto-deploy every pull request to separate URLs)
  • *Node.js/Ruby (the most popular runtime languages that work best with Heroku's buildpacks)
  • *Salesforce (Heroku's parent company, used for data integration and enterprise features)
  • *Fly.io or Render (where you migrate when Heroku gets too expensive)

The Catch

  • !Dynos go to sleep after 30 minutes of inactivity and lose any files you saved to disk
  • !Memory leaks require manual profiling with 5-minute heap dumps through Chrome DevTools
  • !Most teams migrate off after 12-18 months when scaling costs hit $300-500/month and alternatives become worth the migration pain

Bottom Line

Git push to production in 30 seconds, but you'll migrate off when the dyno bills hit $500/month.