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What does Datadog do?

Tool: Datadog

The Tech: Infrastructure Monitoring

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Their Pitch

See inside any stack, any app, at any scale, anywhere.

Our Take

A monitoring platform that watches your servers and apps in real time, alerting you when things break before your users notice.

Deep Dive & Reality Check

Used For

  • +**Your mobile app crashes for 15% of iPhone users after an update** → Datadog alerts instantly, you fix the iOS bug same day instead of hemorrhaging users
  • +**Servers sitting idle at 20% utilization while your cloud bill hits $5K/month** → Spot the waste, resize everything, save $2K monthly
  • +**Slow database queries killing your API but you're debugging blind** → Distributed tracing shows exactly which query is the bottleneck
  • +Service maps reveal hidden dependencies — discover that random microservice everyone forgot about is actually critical
  • +Machine learning spots anomalies automatically — no more setting up 200 manual thresholds that cry wolf

Best For

  • >Your app crashed at 3am and you found out from angry customers on Twitter
  • >Managing 50+ servers across different clouds and losing track of what's actually running
  • >Your CEO wants to know why the cloud bill jumped 40% last month

Not For

  • -Teams under 50 people — you're paying $15+ per server monthly for features you don't need yet
  • -Anyone wanting simple setup — you'll spend weeks tuning alerts or drown in 300 notifications daily
  • -Budget-conscious startups — the log ingestion fees hit $0.10 per GB and add up faster than your runway burns

Pairs With

  • ***AWS/GCP/Azure** (where your actual infrastructure runs and generates the metrics Datadog slurps up)
  • ***Kubernetes** (because container orchestration creates the complexity that makes Datadog worth its price tag)
  • ***Slack** (where alerts ping your team at 2am and where people complain about alert fatigue)
  • ***PagerDuty** (for escalating the alerts that actually matter to whoever's on call)
  • ***PostgreSQL/MongoDB** (the databases whose slow queries Datadog will gleefully expose in painful detail)
  • ***Grafana** (what some teams use alongside Datadog for prettier dashboards because Datadog's aren't winning design awards)

The Catch

  • !The sticker price doubles once you enable application tracing and log management — basic infrastructure monitoring is the gateway drug
  • !You'll hit surprise overage fees when you ingest 500GB of logs unexpectedly and get a $5K bill
  • !Takes 1-2 weeks to properly configure distributed tracing in microservices, not the "5 minutes" their demos show

Bottom Line

The gold standard for monitoring that costs gold standard prices — you'll know exactly what's broken and exactly how much you're paying for that privilege.